You have reached the smoking crater that constitutes the site of Carl's Site for Losers! Just tonight I visited that web-site thingy I have played with off and on for a few years, and realized what an embarrasment it is. So, as of August 3rd, 2002, Carl's Site for Losers is officially closed, which is not very surprising since it has been dead for quite some time now. This site was born when I first got online, and I learned what I know now about web design by tinkering with these pages. It's been amusing, but now it's time to move it from the light of day as an artifact from the past.
At any rate, until the day when I will make myself another useless website and grope my way into your web browser, I bid you all happy surfing and a mediocre life.